• one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
  • Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
  • Tumblr: PORN?
  • Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
  • Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
  • Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
  • Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
  • Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

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war-hoe:

alifeworthlivingisalifewithyou:

Me.

^

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i just watched this movie! the best “their eyes were watching god”

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